Okay, weeeeeirddddd...Tonight I signed on to an AOL screen name that I NEVER use. And two instant messages popped up over the course of the evening, consisting of very bizarre content. And I know that it's nobody just plain fucking with me because barely anyone even knows I have the screen name I was using. See exhibit A & exhibit B:
EXHIBIT A:
FitchUofA [10:05 P.M.]: hi
MagGirlDF [10:05 P.M.]: hello...who is this?
FitchUofA [10:05 P.M.]: you emailed me i guess on craigslist
MagGirlDF [10:06 P.M.]: ...?
FitchUofA [10:06 P.M.]: i thought it was fake
FitchUofA [10:07 P.M.]: you responded to my craigslist ad?
MagGirlDF [10:07 P.M.]: i am really, really confused
MagGirlDF [10:07 P.M.]: elaborate... please?
FitchUofA [10:07 P.M.]: maybe not?
MagGirlDF [10:08 P.M.]: what did your ad say and it must have been a long time ago because i
rarely use this screen name. also, what do u mean u thought it was fake?
MagGirlDF [10:09 P.M.]: is this some kind of joke?
MagGirlDF [10:09 P.M.]: cuz i have no idea what you are talking about
FitchUofA [10:09 P.M.]: hm it must have been... im trying to figure it out tooooo
FitchUofA [10:09 P.M.]: no...
FitchUofA [10:10 P.M.]: are u single?
MagGirlDF [10:10 P.M.]: who are you?
FitchUofA [10:10 P.M.]: a legit guy
FitchUofA [10:10 P.M.]: and you?
MagGirlDF [10:11 P.M.]: i am NOT looking for some random hook-up with some random person who IMs me on AOL claiming I responded to their SEX ad on craigslist
MagGirlDF [10:11 P.M.]: you are creepy go away
FitchUofA [10:11 P.M.]: ew u are weird
MagGirlDF [10:11 P.M.]: *i* am weird?
MagGirlDF [10:11 P.M.]: you dont even know who i am and you're asking me if i'm single?
FitchUofA [10:11 P.M.]: well YOU EMAILED ME
FitchUofA [10:11 P.M.]: idiot
MagGirlDF [10:12 P.M.]: NO I DIDNT!
MagGirlDF [10:12 P.M.]: I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE SO WILL YOU PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR AND INFORM ME?
FitchUofA [10:12 P.M.]: i put 2 ads on CL in my entire life... one about 2 weeks ago, and 1 about a year ago
MagGirlDF [10:12 P.M.]: AND WHAT DID THEY SAY?
FitchUofA [10:13 P.M.]: nothing about what you are explaining
FitchUofA [10:13 P.M.]: i am jewish, looking for a caring girl
MagGirlDF [10:13 P.M.]: ok please tell me what they are and i will let you know
FitchUofA [10:13 P.M.]: is that so hard
MagGirlDF [10:13 P.M.]: okay i definitely did not respond to ANY relationship ads
FitchUofA [10:13 P.M.]: weird
FitchUofA [10:13 P.M.]: well, have a good one, sorry to weird ya out
MagGirlDF [10:14 P.M.]: it's all good. good luck finding your caring jewish girl
FitchUofA [10:14 P.M.]: lol
EXHIBIT B:
Lbt4 3 [10:15 P.M.]: ???
MagGirlDF [10:15 P.M.]: ?
Lbt4 3 [10:15 P.M.]: hi
Lbt4 3 [10:16 P.M.]: i feel like DANCING!!!!!!!!!!!
MagGirlDF [10:16 P.M.]: who ARE you and why are you so strange? why is everyone so strange on AOL
Lbt4 3 [10:16 P.M.]: who da man!
Lbt4 3 [10:46 P.M.]: so whats up
MagGirlDF [10:46 P.M.]: who are you and why are you IMing me?
MagGirlDF [10:48 P.M.]: okay well if you aren't going to tell me, then there really is no point in this, is there?
Lbt4 3 [10:48 P.M.]: yes, there is damn it!
Lbt4 3 [10:58 P.M.]: ???
MagGirlDF [10:59 P.M.]: can i help u with something?
Lbt4 3 [10:59 P.M.]: wha are you up to
Lbt4 3 [11:01 P.M.]: i love you
Lbt4 3 [11:04 P.M.]: :'-(
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